Saturday, June 25, 2011

World of WarCraft: AKA the rape of a franchise

In 1994 a game came out that would revolutionize the RTS game, it innovated and created a more fluid and fun game with story and game play.
a sequel was inevitable so in 1995 it came out and once again revolutionized the gamescape all over again, with even better story telling and even better game play and graphics.
Blizzard not wanting to be pigion hold as the RTS company created in 1996 Diablo and top down hack and slash role playing game, also amazingly successful.
after the release of the starcraft two years later it wouldn't be until another two years that Diablo would get a sequel, and another two years after that WarCraft 3 was released, fans rejoiced but many fans found the change in game play drastic, and not nearly as funm story line is forced and several issues bugged long stay players, but they found themselves in the minority and the game was still an excepted success.
then two years later something strange happened, Blizzard further aliented old fans by not only changing lore and tons of game play elements but changed the game they ignored there already popular series Diablo and took the game play elements and combined them with there long standing series WarCraft, creating a monster that is World Of WarCraft, raping the series no longer would the series be about Real Time Strategy, no now it would be about role playing...

what the fuck, they had a successful RPG already this MMO element would have been perfect for there decision to alienate long standing fans is bullshit why oh why would a company do this? i can't move away from a model like this, you cant make more Warcraft games after this all you can do is make this monster, its a poor business choice and its fucked up

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Tim Berton/Edger Allan Poe

Tim Berton/Edger Allan Poe

Rant or Lets Kill Edger Allen Poe and shoot Tim Berton

(disclamer your going to hate this please be objective and interesting not a flaming dick)

when i was in school everybody told me how awesome Poe was,
having read the tell tale Heart, the raven, and having seen a movie version of The Fall of the house of Usher, i believe i can say Fuck edger, hes an over hyped incestuous Pedophelic basterd who's only good job in life was dieing, hes story's whern't interesting or edgy or macabre they were boring and unfulfilling his characters tame and uninspiring, the dark of his story's are simple and just bad,
the raven whilst probly the best of his works is 3-4 pages of simple high school grad poetry, it give nothing but questions that unless truly hunted for have no answers, his work had no message it was a juvenil attempts at getting attention it was like the kid who cuts himself to get people to pay attention to him.

people like the Beatniks had darker poetry, howle for example is full of imagery and imagination and is inspiring with its message, or Naked lunch a tripe into the sick worlds or heroin with none stop edge and fucked up reality both the movie and the book were different both played with your head and kept you reading.
Nicole black men spoke/broken word poet was a 100% better in her way with words from storys of broken people to dystopian City's.
Samuel Tyler Coleridge, wrote things Edger only dreamed of writing, the Rime of the ancient Mariner,
a story of a man who's luck was so horrible he got lost at sea his crew mates dieing around him and blaming him, who makes a pact to tell his tale as long as hes aloud to live.

Poe is an over rated little shit, I believe he should be burned right along with Tim Berton
now there's another fuck who should die, Tim Berton who never had a great idea in his life.
maker of beetle juice: ha, a boring story where the only character of true interest is the main girl, Beetle juice himself is a bland and plan stupid as shit character, the normal people like in most of Berton's attempt at movies over done, there stupid and don't get anything or look to uncomfortable to even be in existence.
Edward scissor hands and the need to make a hero that appealed to "Goth": with the dumbest looking houses in the world, he kills a jock at the end what a true hero, the idea that his master would give him hands dies and Edward destroys the hands? why give him scissors for hands to begin with???
the first thing people do when they see him is ether to fuck him or try to sell him make up???
maybe im just not getting it.
Nightmare Before Christmas: when the only good parts of the movie are writen by Danny Elfman somethings wrong, i love Danny Elfman dont get me wrong but his work with Berton is the only good thing about Berton in this movie.
Batman: ill just use the quote from Berton himself: "I would never read a comic book" nuff said
Berton is over rated and doesn't even need to try hard to get people to like him anymore.
Charley and the Chocolate factory missed the bulls eye so far it hit a passing pedestrian and kept going, missing the original message of the original movie destroys the songs and killed the umpalumpas.
Sweeny Toddy his dark and edgy piece is actually interesting if it weren't for Berton's need to destroy the fashion of the time period the movie was made in the movie woulda been better

hell in my opinion Berton wishes he was Voltaire but i could never prove it.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Joss whedon

here's a guy who's been supposedly shit on by Hollywood, this guys got this hard on legion of fans who've praised him for telling Hollywood how he feel's, and think this guys an over weight lovable goof who no one understands and doesn't give a chance.

ahum no he's not he's a guy who's pissed someone off, you don't get that many shows cancelled that often that quickly.
Now with his first movie, they obviously didn't feel he was ready to head a film by himself, hes a script writer, being the script writer and the director almost never actually happens so.... go dump your diaper and tell it to some guy who doesn't know how Hollywood works.
After getting fucked by the French with his second film script and yes I'm gonna blame the director he made an alien with a combined set of gentiles, that was edited out of the movie.
after producing a good show that got to it's 3-4 season without going down hill yet
he started heading down hill going dark quickly and started another series Angel a good series at the start dark humor which fits the characters involved, then slowly the two shows started switching archetypal while Angel got lighter on the drama Buffy got pitch black dark to uncomfortable levels.
before the last year of his first helmed project he started a Sci-fi show called Firefly that ended in 11 episodes out of 14 all aired out of order, this show was destined to fail and made not to last from standard Sci-fi tropes to bad sets to not the best choices in actors.
after that utter failing he succeeded in pulling a Farscape and ripping a prequel movie out and sating the fans. the driving Buffy into a rushed ending and in this time focus of his second helm showed slipped and got canceled and rushed to a shitty conclusion.

Three Years later
hes finaly trusted with a new series called Dollhouse met with mixed reactions.
which was canceled after two seasons, while better then 11 episodes... this is a very telling sign.

the way it looks no one either trust and or likes this guy in Hollywood, you don't get fucked over that many times without having done something to piss someone off, i mean this comes off as to much for as little of a reason as his fans think it is.